Where should you leave your dog when you go shopping?<\/span><\/p>\n

The barking lot! <\/span><\/p>\n

I bet that lot sure makes a lot of noise.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?<\/span><\/p>\n

Egg rolls! <\/span><\/p>\n

So does a goose lay a goose roll? Doesn\u2019t have the same ring to it.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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On what day of the week do chickens hide?<\/span><\/p>\n

Fry-day! <\/span><\/p>\n

Thursday is the weekly spa day.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

How do you make a hot dog stand?<\/span><\/p>\n

You take away its chair! <\/span><\/p>\n

Or you could just ask it to stand up. It\u2019s a much more pleasant solution for all parties involved.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

This is my step ladder.<\/span><\/p>\n

I never knew my biological ladder. <\/span><\/p>\n

The custody battle must have been insane.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What do you call a magic dog?<\/span><\/p>\n

A labracadabrador! <\/span><\/p>\n

Now that\u2019s a tongue twister. Try saying 5 times fast!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What\u2019s the best thing about Switzerland?<\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know, but their flag is a huge plus! <\/span><\/p>\n

At least it\u2019s not a minus. That would be awkward.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What did the buffalo say to his son at the school dropoff?<\/span><\/p>\n

Bison! <\/span><\/p>\n

Ok but imagine a teenage buffalo trying to get out of a car. Lol.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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What does a baby computer call its father?<\/span><\/p>\n

Data! <\/span><\/p>\n

I wonder how it eats\u2026in megabytes?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Which knight invented King Arthur\u2019s Round Table?<\/span><\/p>\n

Sir Cumference! <\/span><\/p>\n

Was he in cahoots with Lady Diameter?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What do you call a fly without wings?<\/span><\/p>\n

A walk! <\/span><\/p>\n

But not a run!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?<\/span><\/p>\n

It goes back four seconds! <\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m laughing at 60 BPM.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What did the triangle say to the circle?.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re pointless!\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Dang, somebody has a superiority complex<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. <\/span><\/p>\n

Jam, I\u2019m watching you\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?<\/span><\/p>\n

A line! <\/span><\/p>\n

And it feels like it goes on forever<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Why was math class so long?<\/span><\/p>\n

The teacher kept going off on a tangent! <\/span><\/p>\n

So true, so true.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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